Why you want No. 69 ?

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After 5 years of working as a waitress at Mr Wongs' chinese restaurant and emphorium, Soo Ling finally accepted Mr Wongs advances and became Mrs.Wong.

It was a wonderful wedding, and now the guests had gone and the happy couple were snuggly tucked up in their honeymoon bed with the lights down low.

"Mrs Wong, as you know I am a very weathy man, and now you can have anything your little heart desires......what would you like? Anything at all, you tell me now and I will make it so.

After some giggling and a little shyness, she sheepishly whispered that she would especially like number 69 please, and ducked coyishly under the covers with bushing pink cheeks.

With a quizzical look on his face Mr Wong said...

"Huh?"

"Why you want # Deep fried duck in orange sauce?"

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Wow. I did not see that punchline coming. Chinese, working in a restuarant, wedding night, 69. I had all the pieces, just didn't figure it out
 
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