why wouldn't they believe me when they caught me in the neighbours garden?

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naked at two in the morning examining the contents of the washing line.
I awoke to find my self with my unmarried neighbours smalls in my hands in her garden and her looking out her bedroom window.I protested my innocence when the police arrived , I told them I must have been sleep walking. I have to go in to the station to make a statement , help please on a good excuse
 
I know you are innocent. Just explain that you didn't even know what you were doing as you were sleep walking. Good luck!
 
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