Why would somebody wear a backpack while naked?

[Tublet]

It's a picture I came across while searching for the "Hot Wad" ......that's Meatwad's Hot Rod. Thank you for taking my poll, although I think we might both be confused now

 

[My Name is Munk]

to cover up their grizzly-like back hair...what a turn-off

 

[Dr H]

When I do my nekkid push ups I wear a backpack filled with a 60pound bag of sand.

I'm being serious

 

[Leah]

To carry their things...obviously... XD

 

[I DJ Weddings]

To keep my genitalia warm. It's only 45 degrees out.

 

[cel's giant Irish beaver]

You know as soon as I get to the privacy of my own computer at home, I'll be Googling Hot Wad.

I think someone may wear a backpack while naked because they need a place to put their animal crackers and rolls of quarters for the laundry. Neither one of those things would be very comfortable to have wedged up your pooper.

 

[goatboy]

If they had a shamefull excess of backfat they may use it as a concealment aid

 

[Alpha Juliet ®]

where else would they carry their dildos, anal beads and lube?

 

[Won't Break Me]

They need something to put their clothes in duh... haha idk
did'nt look at the pic though, i don't like to have nightmares of naked dudes

 

[Crash Fu™]

I don't want to be master of the obvious here, but The North Face would sell a lot more backpacks full of key lime jello with this form of non-traditional marketing.

As long as there's no starfish visible, no uncomofrtable stretching, this can work.

 

[Sacha]

One needs something to carry the sex toys. Correct?