Why would one find bacon bits in bed when returning from a business trip?

[Crash Fu™]

They are like crop circles only made with bacon.

 

[Irksome]

it's obvious, your wife is having an affair with porky pig!!

 

[lulu]

sounds like a lovely welcome home to me...yai bacon cat treats..

 

[SKB11 Kitty-Kong!!!]

Tossed salad....yummy yummy! Possibly pigs from space came to leave you a message? The plot thickens?

 

[CAPRICORN DANCER]

Affair with a cop.

 

[Ink Corporate]

Oh no! Did your wife eat salad in bed while you were away? Again!

 

[Monster-MOM!!]

Oh God now Jon's cheating with a Lawyer.