Why won't the government give me money to create my art?

I was thinking about making a Muhammad figurine out of pig crap and (encasing it in polyurethane), on all fours being sodomized by San Fran Barbie and her strap on Ken appendage. Then I want to seal it in a jar with urine from Barney Frank.

It is an expression of love from a liberal point of view. I am sure some museum in NY who likes offending Christians, oops I mean, who is on the cutting edge of art, would be happy to it on display.
 
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