Why won't Dr. Phil have sex with me?

[EDWARD!!]

I asked him on his show and he said no.
I wanna lick his balls.
I want him to at least squeeze my nipples.

 

[Marissa]

Because he's too busy having sex with me

"Dr Phill: hmm marissa you have the habbit of letting people use you sexually dont you..."

 

[Sãssy]

He's just playing hard to get

 

[skietels]

Don't think you are his type!!

Hahahahaha!!! What a question...

 

[Breathing Glass]

Because he's sleeping with Oprah. Didn't you know?

Next.

 

[~ Angel in disguise ~]

hahahahah......ohhh shyt

 

[pinkdana71]

Not sure but if you really want to have sex with him you need more than his member

 

[twinkletoes]

Ummmm....


Two points.

 

[lovelyjubblyblad]

You'll have to barter with him.

 

[Evalynn]

Cause he has a vagina secretly..
SHH

 

[christianpmc2002]

Because he's already an affair with one client already.

He doesn't need another one.

 

[kenneth]

you have a STD?

 

[GOD]

Because he's afraid of messing up his moustache.

 

[Jason Tyler]

Most likely because of the bad publicity or fear of an std.
He's not secretly gay, and i believe that he would have affairs with random women if no one would find out about it.
Just like most men.

 

[bebe]

he doesn't have any balls.

 

[Aaron C]

he cant keep it up

 

[Pick Me!]

sorry. but what. the. hell.

 

[Dylan F]

I agree with the first answer. I mean look at him. He's obviously a hermaphrodite.

 

[deathcab999]

Because he can't without Oprah's permission.

 

[I hate that i love u]

he is not attracted to u he is attracted to me! he told me so