You know he's always talking about how much he loves his fans and how great they are. One time he autographed my copy of Vicious Circle and we even have a picture taken together of both of us giving the "Super Finger." I've sent him forty or fifty letters now, and even sent his press agent a scanned photo of my "Cook Room" a study in my house I've converted to a Dane Cook Memorabilia shrine. This Goth girl at my school says if I want him to respond, I should make a small cut on my hand, let the blood drip onto his photograph and repeat, "Dane, I bind thee to me," three times. Then he'll have to respond or he'll catch a cold, and the cold will keep getting worse till he's dead. Is this true?
why won't Dane Cook answer my letters?
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