Why the hell hasn't this oil well been plugged yet?

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Well what about a 2 part superglue mix of some sort which hardens chemically when mixed

Rig up a selleys bomb
 
so i guess the idea is get a shitload of pumper ships, make a giant slab of crete around the surface out of base material + crete, and let that fucker sink while you chase it with more? the intial slab absorbs the upward pressure eliminating the blowback while the following crete falls on it and holds it in place?
 
TBH I don't really understand exactly what is going on here. The oil is leaking from this pipe but is this the pipe that is going into the ground and getting the oil?
 
set off large explosion in separate hole fairly far away


explosion will create a huge amount of pressure to squeeze hole shut
 
they were too busy setting up the live webcam of the leak

http://www.bp.com/liveassets/bp_internet/globalbp/globalbp_uk_english/homepage/STAGING/local_assets/bp_homepage/html/rov_stream.html
 
well you see oil companies didn't develop a plan to stop every conceivable oil rig thing, SO THEREFORE NO ONE SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO STUDY SPACE
 
Funny, this coming from you given that your boy Rand Paul is actually annoyed that Government is doing what little they are on forcing BP to do something about the mess.



http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/05/21/rand-paul-obama-sounds-un_n_584661.html
 
superheated liquid metal *might* get pushed out of the wellhead by INCREDIBLY HIGH-PRESSURE FLOWING CRUDE.
 
And as for how much BP gives a fuck about the fallout: not much, as their current cleanup attempts use sub-par dispersant (half as effective and three times as toxic as competitors) that is made by a company who's senoir management is made up of oil executives.



http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2010/05/epa-oil-dispersant/
 
it's pretty funny that anyone thinks a company would rather watch their profit float into the ocean and create a giant ecological nightmare than fix it.

"hey boss, there's millions of dollars pouring out of this pipe. should we fix it?"
"nah, that macgruber movie is coming out this weekend. let's go watch that instead"
 
Fucking drop a nuke on it

http://oil-price.net/en/articles/use-nukes-to-contain-the-oil-spill.php
 
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