Why the fuck are the chicks so sexy?

nice
not my type though...hard to explain the reason for that, you would have to know my personality more to understand what type of girl i'm looking for
that up there is just what..any guy..would want, but to have is different
 
it's like.."what just crawled outta hell's ass"
plz don't post that pic again, everytime i check this thread, sumone else put it up again
it's really starting to scare the shit outta me everytime i see it
lol
 
**Sniff, Sniff** Smell that? That's the smell of potential mid-life-Chrisis.

Oh wait you already have the sport's car. now all you need is a dizzy 19 year old on the sided.
 
Hey twist, since you said you wanted to fuck the other ugly chick posted. How bout this one?
ugly16.jpg
 
Then you need to go through like a "Bizarro Universe" Mid-life. you need to geht yourself a 43 year old woman with a wide flat ass, and wears jeans with an elastic waistband. And go geht yourself a Crown Victoria or a Buick skylark with curb feelers.
 
maybe; i was thinking about either

a) taking a road trip around the US, from I-5 N to I-90 W to I-95 S to I-10 E and back up I-5 N home, leaving a trail of sons and STDs in as many states as possible, or

b) skipping the normal "married family life" stage of my life by going straight from my careless youth to "dirty old man" as soon as my hair greys out completely.

~ dan ~
 
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