Why online poker SUCKS

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elemenohpi

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So anyway, I get on to my pokerstars account to play some friendly poker... with real money of course. So I sit down at a 1 cent/2 cent blinds table and I have a dollar with me. First hand, I get dealt and 4 and 10. I check seeing I was high blinds anyway. Flop - 4, 9, 10. TWO PAIR. So, I bet HIGH, and 2 other people call. Hmmm. Turn - 3. I bet high again. Someone else goes all in, so I go all in (he had me covered anyway). River comes, doesn't matter, the fucker had two 9s and the other asshole also had two pair.... THE FUCKING TOURNAMENTS DON'T EVEN DO THAT!!!!!!!! 3 FUCKING GOOD HANDS. WTF!!! This isn't the only time. Just yesterday, I pulled the highest 3-of-a-kind on the flop and went all in, (the flop was 4, J, 10) and what should come out after? K, Q. HE WENT IN WITH A FUCKING 9, 3 OFFSUIT. NOONE IN THEIR FUCKING RIGHT MIND WOULD CALL SOMEONE WITH THAT FUCKING HAND (I bet at least $1.50). These fucking noobs have got to go. FUCKING DUMBASS LUCK.

To make things worse, after my bad beat, I go to play for play money. First hand, I score trip 6s on the flop and win (GO FUCKING FIGURE). Second hand, 5s in the hole, 5 on the flop, 5 on the river. QUADFUCKING 5S... ON FUCKING PLAY MONEY. THIS FUCKING SITE IS RIGGED. After that, I just turned it off. Just tournies from now on, at least they are fairer. A LOT MORE FAIRER.
 
Well, I hate losing money no matter how much it is. I hate it even more when I lose money to dumbass lucky shitheads.



There was no house, there was just 4 other human players playing.



Yes, but how do you explain someone going all in on a shit hand that had no pair, no flush draw, and only 3 cards to a straight? Luck is one thing (I was just pissed at the software and had to yell somewhere about it), but when you have fuckheads that do the stupidest things in the world and still win.. THAT pisses me off.
 
You don't know much about gambling, do you? In poker the house would be the dealer, be that a computer program or human dealer. And clearly the dealer wasn't a human, being that you were playing online poker. Even in games where no direct 'house' interaction is involved, the house/casino is still favored by the odds of the cards.
 
You do know anything about Texas Hold Em do you? Ever watch it on TV, they are NOT playing the house, they are playing OTHER HUMAN PLAYERS. The dealers only responsibility is just sitting there collecting bets, distributing cards and looking pretty. S/he in no way, shape, or form is involved in the ACTUAL card playing itself. So bottom line, NO HOUSE INVOLVED IN TEXAS HOLD EM. NONE WHAT SO EVER. ZERO!!!!

and in case I didn't stress it enough...

YOU ARE NOT PLAYING AGAINST THE FUCKING HOUSE IN TEXAS HOLD EM

Thank you
 
You seem to be missing the entire point of what I'm saying. I clearly stated that the mere odds of the cards favor the house, even in games that lack direct house interaction. That would be just as much the case in Texas Hold Em as it would in any poker game, or any form of structured gambling for that matter.

Let me reiterate my comments for you, since you seem to have either not read them, or completely misunderstood them the first time.

Get it now? The house is automatically favored by the odds, regardless of if the house/dealer/pet shit flinging monkey has any direct interaction in the game. And no amount of large text, bold letters or sarcastic sentiment is going to change that.

Jesus. Read, comprehend then reply.
 
Why don't you try to play for real money.....Of course they are gonna call everything ...they will only lose $1....If you play for more $5 or more...ppl will start to play real poker
 
Ok then, answer me this... WHO THE FUCK IS THE SO CALLED HOUSE/CASINO IN THIS FUCKING GAME????

If the house is not playing the game AT ALL, then what do they have a advantage over? THE DEALER DOES NOT PLAY. S/HE DOES NOT GET A SET OF CARDS OF THEIR OWN TO PLAY!!! House+Cards=NO. How can there be a house advantage if the house is not involved at all?

And on top of that, there is no game where the casino has any advantage over the odds of the cards... simple math already has these odd set, the only advantage they have is the dumbass bets that are available to you. Black Jack is a great example of this.. their so called 'insurance' bet is the biggest suckers bet in the world and thats what gives them an edge over anyone.



So, in other words... Cheat to make money. Nice fucking sportsmanship.:rolleyes:



Alright... I'll make a deal with you. Give me one dollar and then give me a number between 1-20. I'll roll a 20-sided dice and if you get it right, I'll give you $2. How does that sound? If you answered "Sure, why not. I have a five percent chance of winning double my money!!" then you are thinking exactly like the shithead that went all in.
 
Online poker is boring anyway.. do a real sport instead of getting fat to lose money.
Before you even tell me how much you work out, in my mind you will always be a fat person. because anyone who plays online poker, gets the same credit as a fat person. In every mental aspect, anyone who complains about losing a dollar to a boring game is the same person complaining because they dropped lost a pack of gum from cvs, which to me is complaining over somthing that doesnt matter..other than the competitive excitment...
 
Well I don't give a flying fuck if you think I'm fat. And so what if I complain about losing a dollar? I thought that was what this site was for.. ranting and complaining about things whether it matters or not. So I did just that... COMPLAIN. Personally, I use this site to keep myself from punching the fucking wall in. It helps.... ALOT. Trust me when I said that I have a very very short temper (And I'll admit, thats something I really hate about myself).:D

Yeah, it was stupid complaining about losing a dollar (now that I look back at my post) to someone who knew how to play the game but I was pissed at the time and wanted to yell about it. I still, however, stand by the fact that I hate losing to dumbass stupid shithead rotten luck.
 
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