Why living in the UK sucks...

it was just like bein a farmer if ya cant take it be a peasant they wait around for food and if they dont get any they become food sound fun
 
why does the US think they are the best at everything, they get their fucking water from canada, we have the most clean water in the world last time i checked

why living in canada is good:

1. Peaceful
2. you can walk on someone elses yard without getting shot
3. we have just as much gun as the US but we have 1/8th the shootings
4. we have free medical
5. we don't start wars and steal oil from smaller countries
6. millions of other good reason, too lazy to type them all
 
6 reasons why Canada sucks:

1. Peaceful
2. people can walk on your lawn and you can't shoot them
3. they have just as many guns as we do but only have 1/8th the shootings
4. free medical. Okay that one's pretty good actually
5. they don't start wars or start anything for that matter
6. full of lazy people not eager to defend their national heritage

Actually, I got no probs with Canada, I just couldn't resist. Hey, I'm an American asshole afterall right? I could lose my citizenship if I didn't mess with Canadians every chance possible.
 
Well, I don't think the queen want to sell her country:p
Just for the information, norway is not that cheap either..
1 beer at an pub: 7-8$
1 pack of sigaretts:9-10$
and about 36-37% tax, when i worked i had about 2000$ left to use on the two above^^ it was damn hard work though:(
 
"a glass of water the size of a Coke can cost 3x as much as a pint of beer"

so ur sayin in brussels they dont have tap water they have beer running in there plumbing...sweet :)
 
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