You see, my first hubby, DH..was all up on me right. So, I decided to act up and include Burnttoast and Dan into the mix. Now, DH is leaving me for a white chick named Daisy Louise, who is so rude and obnoxious..she also stole my f'cking pet. I recently found out that Burnttoast is engaged. You see, I had an affair with Burnttoast..we used to play some explicit checkers and sht, until that I found out that he was a minor. I told him that we should play it cool, and he decides to break it off.
How can I get them ALL back?
How can I get them ALL back?