Why is it Haram for a muslim woman to ride a bicycle?

Hahahahaha! Oh, that it were true! My bike irritates me rather than getting me all hot and bothered. Maybe I need to try the seat the mullah was experimenting with! Maybe he got all horny when he rode it, but of course he won't forbid men since they need to GO places, unlike we women folk who need do nothing but while away our time at home waiting to pleasure our husbands whenever they please. Ahhhh, the good life!

Actually, I think some say it is haram because people might actually look at her, a woman riding a bike being such an unusual sight on a bike in the Muslim world. (Very immodest.) Besides, her bottom's shape would be slightly exposed. Oh my!!! Better ban backless chairs for women as well. (Eyes roll.)
 
omg wat the hell!
wat kind of question is that?!?
No one says that so quit trying to make Islam look bad and go ask questions somewhere else.
 
I wont ride my bike once i wear hijab because i can't imagine what other Muslims will think of me. Unless i stop caring what they think. I ride it now though-it's easier when no one knows you're Muslim
 
b1tch, you been trolling in the section too fvcking long

for fvcks sake, gtfo!!
 
Who Siad To You That Ride On Bycycle Haram On Muslim Women.No Dear There Is No Any Objection On It Ok
 
i really hate being mean to people .. but people like you have no other way so i sugget u go back to whatever u were doing ... riding ur bike or whatever and dont ask these question plz ! i request u with all due respect plz stop these kind of ignorant and childish question !!

p.s. if u have nothing better to do then i will give u something search up all species on this earth name all 50 million of them !!
 
What the heck??? no way do they say that! i think if they do they mean actually using the seat in that way.
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