why is golf a sport for Sissy's and not for men?

[the sandman]

golf sucks my grandmother can play golf better than you people and she is dead
no wonder it is for sissys you people care about spelling lol

 

[johnny b goode]

Your grandmother must have been a very homely and unattractive woman based on the picture on your profile...to be quite honest i dont give a shit about your grandmother