Why I need to invest in a samurai sword...

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dsjnix

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;911484']Just use a roll of quarters or a kid's T-ball bat.

Or you can do the smart thing and not look like a total meathead. Jesus, even I know when to walk away from stupidity.

How about you tell the guys to get their panties out of a bunch and stop worrying about some little bimbo?
 
Thats true. It is stupid to use lethal force over something like that. I was thinking you could scare them with a gun or sword if they try and fight you.
 
Its so simple...I don't know why I didn't think of saying that before! :rolleyes:



Are you kidding me? Of course I wasn't going to buy a fucking samurai sword. And even if I did it would be strictly for defensive reasons. That was totally a joke.


Now, as I was going to say...I handled everything. My friend isn't pissed at me anymore, I've still been hanging out with that girl, and things are fine. Her last ex (not my friend) and I had an encounter at a party but he kinda just left once he saw me. Lol at that.

As a matter of fact, her and I hung out last night. I was blue balled though, my mom came home right in the middle of everything. Gah! Luckily my friends were on lookout in the living room or that would have resulted in an embarassing walk-in and an awkward chat with my mom today...:happysad:
 
A cheap sword will get the point across, but if you want a real one try bugei.com. All handmade, razor sharp and highest quality in the world. You're looking at a thousand dollars but having held a custom $3,000 katana from them, I wouldn't look the wrong way at someone with one of those.

Another thing to consider is if you don't know how to properly draw a live blade, it will slice through the scabberd and you'll be picking your fingers up off the floor.

I know the title was more for a humorous effect, but there's my 2 cents.
 
dude i remember you. good to see your emo ass is back.


Update on the situation:

everybody hates my friend "John" now. I guess he's freaked out on a bunch of people, did some stupid shit. point is, I won't be hanging out with him anymore, so I can fuck Anna in peace.

As for Chris, he tried to sick his friends on me but they were pussies and backed down on the fight after talking shit.

As for the other situation about punching that kid in face...

His tooth kinda broke after I punched him, and he had to get a root canal that was like $1000. His parents want to sue me now... I guess he never told them about him stealing my phone.
 
Why do all the swordfags come out of the woodwork whenever the word 'sword' is typed? You should have said 'Why I need to invest in a freaking baseball bat'.

$150, absolute minimum. For a Cheness. Maybe $100 for a Masahiro, but their quality control is shoddy. Their 'Bamboos' are amazing. Handles better than a $5000+ nihonto. Anything less isn't tempered right or is stainless. Cheness are the old Cadillacs of the sword market. Butt ugly, relatively cheap, yet are heavy and almost impossible to kill. There are better options out there for more money.


As for your 'friends', they are cowardly attention seeking whores. Be done with the lot of them.
 
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