why i dislike kids

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Laney

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i have decided to compile a list of why i dislike (not hate, just dislike) children:

-they stink
-they're messy
-they keep me awake at night
-they wake me up in the morning
-they're annoying
-they look at me as if i just grew another head and 5 extra arms
-they follow me around and are generally a pain in the ass.

no, i don't have kids, but i live with 4 of them.
 
i felt the same way until i had my daughter, i obviously don't feel the same anymore. she is playing on the computer with me right now:)

(crappy cell phone pic)
 
If you dislike kids for that reason.
Then women can say:

"Reasons why I dislike Men"

-they stink
-they're messy
-they keep me awake at night
-they wake me up in the morning
-they're annoying
-they look at me as if i just grew another head and 5 extra arms(the extra arms are what keep me up at night.)

-they follow me around and are generally a pain in the ass.
-Unlike a kid, they sleep with my fucking sister!!!

Call me a traitor guys but deep down we know it's true.
 
I agree... your daughter is awesome.

If kids stayed like that forever, I wouldn't want to beat their heads in. :)

In all seriousness, kids (semi) annoy me. I guess that's mostly because I'm not ready to have one yet. Perhaps it's like society's buffer against premature childbirth?
 
well, the people i'm staying with have 4 kids... oldest is 7, and the complain about EVERYTHING... one of them cries cause he can't watch TV when it's dinner time. one cries because she has to eat her supper. it annoys me to hell.
 
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