why doesn't my g-f look like a pornstar or those barbies on TV?

[Mr Deez N]

Would that be too much to ask?

 

[Sara C]

What a jerk your girlfriend deserves better than you!

 

[Epic Fail Guy]

Because you look like a pirate, and pirates are gay.

 

[=] Ollie]

hahaha do you look like the male pornstar or action man or bond ?