Why does the fat slob secretary complain about the mice in the office when...

[Arlene Schmecky]

...her desk is full of food? Do you think she really can't draw any conclusions about her being the cause of it? Should I backstab her and get her fired?

 

[1st time mommie]

Don't get her fired. You should, however, kindly suggest she stop feeding the mice by leaving food in her desk. If she does not oblige; then forget the "fat slob" part, she is a fool and she needs to be reprimanded.