Why does my cat insist he can write a better poem than emo kids do?

Cats are often great poets. Upon finding one of her re-homed kittens was getting neutered she wrote him this poem:

I raised you to be
a big tomcat with balls,
But I hope that at least,
you will grow to be tall.

It was so cute to see her there writing with her little face scrunched up in concentration.
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