Why does everyone blasphem and treat the FSM Pastafarians as a joke?

We can't expect equality, but can only strive for it. As devout Pastafarians, we don't care what others believe. We, however, are treated as a joke, a "parody" religion! Don't they know that any signs of parody or sarcasm is purely coincidental? It says so in the Gospel of FSM.
 
Because Pastafarianism is peaceful. Older religions insist they're right but their insecurity makes them attack. Compare the ten commandments with the eight "I'd really rather you didn'ts" - see what I mean?

Edit - FliPp_Havok_13, you obviously haven't heard of the origins of the FSM and WHY he was invented.

Liberal Asskicker, you believe in a god there is no evidence for and YOU expect to be taken seriously?
 
The fsm is a childish way to mock God
Go with the invisible pink unicorn
Paradoxes are cooler than pasta
 
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