Why do you think they put Funeral Homes so close to Restaurants?

[shea p]

Because when people are sad, they want to eat.

 

[Crystal]

It's convenient. If you think about it,most families never see each other unless they all gather at a funeral. If there's a restaurant nearby they might go and eat after the service.

 

[Danny]

Because fat dead people want to be close to there favorite places.

 

[crystal m]

Because it's good to eat after you're sad for awhile, makes you feel a lil better. Plus, look at all of those graves and all the people going to see their lost loved ones. Thats a lot of traffic and a lot of traffic means a lot of business for whatever is close by.

 

[*Classy*but*Trashy*]

...I've noticed this alot lately while driving home from work and it just got me thinking

 

[SJ93]

There's a cemetery near me which is opposite a hospital. All the old people have a lovely view from their beds.

 

[evil_fruit_girl]

Because it would be odd to put them next to butcher shops.