Dr S*xalot
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Want to hear a funny joke?
Women's Rights
Why can't women drive?
Because there's no road between the kitchen and the bedroom
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, somebody already told her twice.
Why did God make women?
You think he's gonna wash the dishes? Aw HAYELL Naw!
How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?
When the old one expects you to "do your share"
What do you call a woman with pigtails?
A ******* with handlebars!
How long does it take for a man to make dinner?
As long as it takes for him to get out the belt!
You think men have it easy? You're dead wrong, they have to work up a sweat to keep taking out the belt and putting it back in again.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Trick question, feminists can't change anything!
Why does every man need a woman?
Because the dishes would get to piled up without one.
What is the difference between a woman and a catfish?
One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish.
Why does a man like to see two women kiss each other?
Two less mouths that are bitching.
Whats does your wife and a condom have in common?
They both spend 99% of their time in your wallet
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead just bought bought a car. Which one drives it first?
None, they're all in the kitchen.
Why dont women have a penis?
So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
Why don't women need drivers licenses?
There is no road between the bedroom and the kitchen.
What do you call a woman with two brain cells?
Pregnant. With twins.
If your dog is barking at the back door and a woman is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
Lose-lose situation, you've got a woman at both of your doors.
Why haven't any women ever gone to the moon?
It doesn't need cleaning yet
What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?
You hit her.
How are fat girls and mopeds alike?
They're both fun to ride until your friends find out.
How do you p*ss off a female archaeologist??
Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it comes from.
What should you give a woman who has everything?
A man to show her how to work it.
Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?
Because you could easily fit another pair of t*ts in there.
How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it.
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
Because they don't have balls to scratch.
Why did God create woman ?
To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet.
Why do women fake orgasms ?
Because they think men care.
What do you call a female virgin?
A feminist.
Want to hear a funny joke?
Women's Rights
Why can't women drive?
Because there's no road between the kitchen and the bedroom
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, somebody already told her twice.
Why did God make women?
You think he's gonna wash the dishes? Aw HAYELL Naw!
How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?
When the old one expects you to "do your share"
What do you call a woman with pigtails?
A ******* with handlebars!
How long does it take for a man to make dinner?
As long as it takes for him to get out the belt!
You think men have it easy? You're dead wrong, they have to work up a sweat to keep taking out the belt and putting it back in again.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Trick question, feminists can't change anything!
Why does every man need a woman?
Because the dishes would get to piled up without one.
What is the difference between a woman and a catfish?
One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish.
Why does a man like to see two women kiss each other?
Two less mouths that are bitching.
Whats does your wife and a condom have in common?
They both spend 99% of their time in your wallet
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead just bought bought a car. Which one drives it first?
None, they're all in the kitchen.
Why dont women have a penis?
So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
Why don't women need drivers licenses?
There is no road between the bedroom and the kitchen.
What do you call a woman with two brain cells?
Pregnant. With twins.
If your dog is barking at the back door and a woman is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
Lose-lose situation, you've got a woman at both of your doors.
Why haven't any women ever gone to the moon?
It doesn't need cleaning yet
What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?
You hit her.
How are fat girls and mopeds alike?
They're both fun to ride until your friends find out.
How do you p*ss off a female archaeologist??
Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it comes from.
What should you give a woman who has everything?
A man to show her how to work it.
Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?
Because you could easily fit another pair of t*ts in there.
How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it.
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
Because they don't have balls to scratch.
Why did God create woman ?
To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet.
Why do women fake orgasms ?
Because they think men care.
What do you call a female virgin?
A feminist.