Why do women complain when men leave the toilet seat up?

[Donnie Darko]

You don't see us complaining when you women leave it down.


*shielding my face from womens fist.

Suggested category:
Society & Culture > Cultures & Groups > Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgendered

That's weird!

 

[DJElle]

-unshields your face and pounds it wif mah fists-
cuz its yucky and there are toilet snakes!
they can be UNLEASHED if you decide to leave the seat up...
-cries-
i really do have a pseudo-fear of toilet snakes
and once my sis was all 'lol idiot there's no such thing' that very afternoon we switched to the news and a lady in new jersey found a snake coming from the tubing in her toilet and the plumber had to take it out...D=
i nearly cried...

 

[st.]

i don't..

i just thank f*ck he didn't leave it down & piss all over it.

 

[smithers]

because they'd rather depress it..

 

[Sacha]

The don't want a bidet unless its a bidet?

 

[Yidiot]

See your first mistake was using the toilet to piss your second mistake was listening to a woman about anything that didn't involve free beer or sex.

 

[∞ warrior soul]

have you ever gotten an ass covered in water? and sat on a cold wet rim? try it sometime and maybe you'll understand

 

[Timinator .]

Do what I do, pee on the seat. Soon your wife/mother/girlfriend will beg you to leave it up.

 

[Marty Graw]

It doesn't take much for a woman to flip her lid.

 

[Elektronaut]

Because we don't want to touch it.

 

[Willows [streaks]]

hmm that is weird. yahoo sure loves giving that as a suggested category.

i don't care as long as you wipe the seat if you got anything on it...