Er, okay. You made me feel kinda bad. I love to go camping. My husband too (he grew up in the country and had to take survival skills classes in the military). We are obviously BLACK. And you can bring "port a potties" or a camper...we do...we have a cabin in the woods ( really for me)and we camp out and if I need it to be more "modern" then I can go there or we use the camper....we also go to these like timeshare places...
And if you like safaris, they have 4 star hotels nearby if you don't want to "rough" it. Guess I won't see you in the Amazon....