Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a condition

Toasters are just evil -- they make electric-tasting toast.

Gas toast just tastes far nicer, especially when served with real butter as opposed to some artificial "butter-like" substitute made from axle grease and buttermilk (which is the stuff you throw away when making butter).

Of course, making gas toast under the grill is an art in its own right and demands absolute concentration.
 
I have no idea. What is that about? One day, I was at work on a Sat. so nobody was here but me and my dog. I wanted some raisin bread so I popped two slices in the toaster and went to the bathroom real quick. I didn't realize that it was set to that burned setting. When I came back, there was smoke everywhere. I started fanning but too little, too late. The smoke alarms went off. I tried to call security to let them know what I had done. Too late, here comes the fire department bounding up the stairs with axes. They just looked at me like what an idiot, she can't even cook toast. LOL.
 
I would assume that setting is used to burn some other kind of food (Aka non-believers). This is the true meaning of hell. No but seriously why do they do that shit?
 
The human race does build things out of necessity... but we also build things, simply because we can; I mean look at that jet car they built (blue flame) that can do over 1000 miles per hour... completely unnecessary... but loads of fun... LOL
 
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