Why do Republicans hate us? We don't bother anyone. Just swim around and eat fish.

That's it, isn't it? Now I get it. Us Marine Mammals don't work for a living. We sponge off the system, the ecosystem that is.

But when has a Dolphin asked you for a handout? It is against Federal Law for you to feed us so we can't cost you anything.

So why do you want to soak us in oil and kill us?
 
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