Why do Republicans cling to their religion and guns?

[digital jello]

It doesn't make sense.

Why do Republicans harp on social issues? What's the deal with that shit? I thought they were all about freedom and shit.

 

[Brotato]

DISENGAGE

 

[digital jello]

[No message]

 

[l33tpilot]

why do democrats cling to their abortions and drugs?

 

[Jesus]

why is the sky blue? why is water wet? why did judas rat to romans while jesus slept?

 

[Joe_Cool]

Yeah, because two opposing political parties are a sure sign of nazism.

 

[digital jello]

shut the fuck up. you're harping on this nazi bullshit. make this a good argument instead of a tired one.

 

[sockseller]

Because they're better trolls than you?

 

[Jesus]

yeah joe cool, shut the fuck up.

 

[Joe_Cool]

Laughing at the absurdity of the Office Space nazi argument is logically valid.

THE NAZIS HAD PIECES OF FLAIR TOO!!!!!

 

[l33tpilot]

why do i cling to my fleshlight?

 

[infinite97]

i hate religion and i'm pro-abortion.

what's that say about your stereotype now?

 

[l33tpilot]

why does fazle cling to his hookah

 

[digital jello]

[No message]

 

[ZAQ786]

This affect the country btw.


Texas used to be about freedom and Americanism, fucking far right conservatives.

 

[sea bass]

democrats love homosexuals and welfare

religion is anti homo and guns are good for killing people on welfare

 

[Joe_Cool]

You aren't aware that AARP is a democrat voting block?

 

[ThreeZOMG]

why do magnets cling to each other?

 

[Joe_Cool]

Harding and Nixon were democrat presidents?

 

[PlasticPants]

you don't know what trolling is