why do mummy and daddy make funny noises from their bedroom at night?

You didn't say how old you are, so I suspect you're a troll.

When your parents are in their own room, they deserve privacy. It's not your right to try to go look so keep your nose and your eyes and the rest of your body out of their room any time the door is closed.

There are many reasons for funny noises from someone's bedroom... one of those reasons is snoring.

Mind your own business.
cw
 
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