why do gay men keep trying to chat me up?

[Homer Fobe]

Every time I go in to a men-only pub called "The Hairy Fairy" they start on me. I keep telling them I'm straight and happily married but they just won't leave me alone. What is their problem? And are all men-only pubs like that?
Hey! It's not a gayyyyyy bar! It's just men-only. Upstairs is women only. I don't wanna know what goes on in the basement. I don't go in gay bars! I'm not gay!!!!! WTF?????

 

[Sarah]

Your in a gay bar.. and that happens. Why would you be in there if you were straight?

 

[Bret]

LOL! You are too funny. The Hairy Fairy! I'm screaming!

 

[Tin-God]

well stop going in gay bars
maybe the truth is you love the attention you get

 

[Gemma]

You must look gay

 

[joe_1022]

GAY BOY !!!!

 

[Emerald knight]

its just a natural thing that all men do whilst drinking. they get horny and want to "get some"
do you have a large package?

 

[David]

you prob getting chatted up by gay men because you keep going into gay bars! try going to a diff/mixed pub n if it still happens then maybe you need to ask the question again!

 

[David]

you prob getting chatted up by gay men because you keep going into gay bars! try going to a diff/mixed pub n if it still happens then maybe you need to ask the question again!