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Windyloveskids
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How do you get holy water?
Boil the hell out of it.
How do you catch a Unique rabbit?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way, unique up on it.
What do call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho Cheese
What do Eskimos get if they sit on the ice for too long?
Polar- oids
How do crazy people get through the forest?
They take the psychopath.
Whats do a Texas tornedo and Tennessee Divorce have in common?
Somebody is gonna lose a trailer.
What lays on the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck
What brand of coffee did they serve on the Titanic?
Sanka
Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.
Why'd the Pilgrims pants fall down?
They wore their belt buckles on their hats.
Why don't blind people sky dive?
Scares the dog.
Boil the hell out of it.
How do you catch a Unique rabbit?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way, unique up on it.
What do call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho Cheese
What do Eskimos get if they sit on the ice for too long?
Polar- oids
How do crazy people get through the forest?
They take the psychopath.
Whats do a Texas tornedo and Tennessee Divorce have in common?
Somebody is gonna lose a trailer.
What lays on the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck
What brand of coffee did they serve on the Titanic?
Sanka
Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.
Why'd the Pilgrims pants fall down?
They wore their belt buckles on their hats.
Why don't blind people sky dive?
Scares the dog.
good ones
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