Alvin and The Chipmunks
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...joined the army? Why did she start crying and slap me across the face when she found out I joined the army?
I have a girlfriend, and we were kissing, and then we hugged. Then we told each other of how we would never leave each other. Then we did a bunch of stuff over the next couple of days. Then I was sitting outside and she comes rushing out the door, and was crying and she's like "tell me you didn't, tell me it's not true, why didn't you tell me omg omg omg, I love you so much.., and then she threw a pregnancy stick at me" Then she slapped me and I told her that I had did it for us and I thought she would be proud of me and how I thought she would understand. Then I went back in and then I looked outside and she was sitting on a lawn chair and she took her ring off I had given her and was playing with it with her fingers. Why didn't she understand!
I have a girlfriend, and we were kissing, and then we hugged. Then we told each other of how we would never leave each other. Then we did a bunch of stuff over the next couple of days. Then I was sitting outside and she comes rushing out the door, and was crying and she's like "tell me you didn't, tell me it's not true, why didn't you tell me omg omg omg, I love you so much.., and then she threw a pregnancy stick at me" Then she slapped me and I told her that I had did it for us and I thought she would be proud of me and how I thought she would understand. Then I went back in and then I looked outside and she was sitting on a lawn chair and she took her ring off I had given her and was playing with it with her fingers. Why didn't she understand!