Why did God make mothers?

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* She´s the only one who knows where the sellotape is
* Mostly to clean the house
* To help us out of there when we were getting born

How did God make mothers?
* He used dirt, just like for the rest of us
* Magic, plus superpowers and a lot of stirring
* God made my mum just the same like he made me. He just used
bigger parts

What ingredients are mothers made of?
* God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything
nice...and one dab of mean
* They had to get their start from men´s bones, then they mostly
use string, I think


Why did God give you your mother and not some other mum?
* We´re related
* God knew she likes me a lot more than other people´s mums like
me

Now here´s a real treat for you. The best Youtube entry ever. If you´ve seen
it, enjoy it
again: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxT5NwQUtVM
 
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