Why can't you pick a good fking movie?

MOVIE RENTAL TIPS FOR WIVES

By Rick Kaempfer & Dave Stern




Whenever the Oscars come around we are reminded of two things.

1) No one has the right to wear shoes worth more than the combined worth of our two homes.
2) Our only hope of seeing a movie we actually want to see is by uttering the following phrase: "I'll go to Blockbuster, thanks."

Our wives often volunteer to run this errand for us, but history shows that they are completely unable to choose a film worth watching. Most DVD boxes have gigantic flashing red lights saying "DO NOT RENT THIS MOVIE!", but our wives don't see those lights.

We figured that our wives may not be the only wives that don't see the lights, so we've volunteered to spell it out more clearly on behalf of husbands everywhere. No need to thank us. This is another free service of Half Empty.



Ladies--when you see the following types of movies, keep walking...

Disease Movies -
A movie about cancer? DO NOT CHOOSE THIS MOVIE. Do you really consider this appropriate Saturday evening relaxation? In fact, any and all life threatening illnesses are not acceptable. Consider this one of the golden rules of movie renting. The only exception to this rule is if the film is based on the real-life relationship between teammates Brian Piccolo and Gale Sayers. Now that
 
I think the object of his ranting; his beating around the bush; can be summed up as ' we only like movies that have no concrete theme, yet alot of baseless fighting and blood and plenty of sex and big boobs.'
Yea I think thats about it. Anything thought provoking or actually worth seeing..oh hell no.
Now monty python...thats actually hella funny.lol
This briefing on what the general male population likes to watch is just a bit sad; to an extent reflects their depth and intelligence. I'm not saying all.. But most likely the men who smiled and nodded at this listing..

I was laughing the whole time..its fuckn hilarious. in a sad way.
 
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