Why am i such a pussy..

this kid wont meet me anywhere to fight me, last time he got into a rumble with some one he has all his senior friends threaten him, if he does that then im on him like a monkey on a cupcake, as for fighting in school, theres just more anger between us and everyone knows in the class someday it will happen
 
if you're going to be physically aggressive i'd suggest jumping on him in the bathroom, then stick his head in the toilet a few times. if you're lucky there will be no witnesses and he may be so embarressed he won't tell on you. :P

otherwise, pick back on him. don't take shit from anyone. i mean, hey? if he can pick on you and get away with...so can i and the rest of the hs...do you want to get picked on by everyone for the next 4 years?!!!
 
That's why after you kick his ass and he's laying on the ground scrambling to find his teeth; you whip it out and piss on him. Degrade teh fux0r. :tongue:
 
hmmmm, quick question, isen't there already too much violence in the world? ok with that out of my system(had to have a moral moment), i have to go with GGW. put his head in the toilet and keep flushing it till you make him cry ;) then put the gay porn in his locker, then the next day put the goat pics in, just for good measure. good luck and may the force be with you young one ;)
 
hes the only one that really thinks he can beat me up and pick on me, i dont usually start fights but this kid is just asking for it, ive never been in a fight but im pretty sure i could whoop his ass. ill tell him tomorrow to go to the bathroom and fight me, i beat he will pussy out for sure
 
If your gonna do it and you kinda plan ahead, break some some pencils keep them in your pocket and when it comes time put them in your palm and just tighten your fist. THis won't let your knuckles bend when in the fight, its like a pre-bar brass knuckles. THis is also good you won't break or dislocate your knuckles and he'll feel all your fury.
 
ah thats true too, then ill probly be sued for using a weapon.. haha my school is so lame, i got suspended for 2 days for watching a fight. -how gay.

i should just fish hook him :mfinger:
 
Make him bite the curb or something. Either that or just....annoy the crap out of him...say if you're walking by him in a hallway....just stick your foot out or slam his books into the ground. Do this repeatedly...
 
Alright... Here's what I did to gain respect, grade 9 acted like a jerk. Whole school was against me except like 5 people...

Step 1 : Memorize a bunch of stuff under anarchy at textfiles.com
Step 2 : Get a mohawk. The taller the better, not a fan hawk either. Liberty spikes all the way.
Step 3 : Seems to be coming back as a softcore punk thing but spiked leather. It worked 2 years ago, but maybe not the best choice lately. Too many emo kids wearing it.
Step 4 : Choose your favorite chemical compounds and know how to get them etc. A personal favorite of mine is Potassium Nitrate, used as a manure, and used for pickling things. Mix it with sugar and you have a smoke bomb. Smoke Bomb + Hallway = Respect.
Step 5 : Don't act like a pussy. call people's bluffs, but have a sarcastic tone at all times.
eg. "Wanna fight?"
"Ehh? Sure"
"Alright meet me x place at x time"
"Dude what are you an idiot, I'm a pascifist. Not to mention I have a chem meeting {use something different, relating to chemistry biology or science} in about 5 minutes. School's getting a new supply of sodium and if you don't want it tested on you I suggest you leave me alone"
Also, some favorites of friends are different acids. Don't forget that an acid + pretty much anything makes hydrogen, an extremely flammable gas, but you didn't hear it from me.


Use all of that and the school will be falling to their knees before you. Don't go too far though. Use knowledge and ONLY knowledge to win your fights. If someone calls you stupid, use a quick fact that sounds smart {My fav being dates in WW2} then be like "Idiot. Can't even recognize someone who's more intelligible than you"

Very fun stuff if you get it right..

Again - Use this for KNOWLEDGE and don't make any of the stuff on that anarchy site... I know peole who have and been caught.. Heavy Charges...

My 2 pennies I spose
 
i told him i wanted to beat his ass in class today and he didnt say 1 word or turned around to look at me.. pretty funny. i told him to go to the bathroom if he wants to fight me. he just walks off like a little bitch.

off topic- this kid in my p.e. class thinks he such a hard ass and gets up in ur face all the time, well he threw a volleyball square in the face of my friend (there about the same size) so my friend walks up and punches him then bitch slaps him, he runs and tells the teacher. now we all know how much of a pussy he is.
 
Preach on, Brother Boycott!! :Bow:

Knowledge + timing + patently evil grin = respect (and/or fear)

"It is better to be feared than respected if you cannot be both."
 
rock on Jar .. nice quote there :)

Wocka, Gym is the perfect time to kick his ass. Get your buddies together, any dodgeball game or if you wrestle (Great times in grade 8 gym beating on the jerks in my gym class) ... Even if you're on the same team, accidents happen if you catch my drift
 
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