Why am i such a pussy..

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Della H

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Because hitting people just fucking hurts. I mean your hand. Who cares about him? That and you'd probably get booted out of school.

The next time he starts in on you about how gay you are just ask him "Why are you so interested in my sex life? Is it because you secretly want to go out with me?" No matter what he says he's screwed. Just look him in the eye and play up the fact that he's always talking about being gay. If he plays the "no you're gay" card just tell him "Well, actually I'm not but you calling me gay is classic avoidance. You seem to be afraid that you are gay so in order to prove to yourself you're not you just belittle other people by calling them gay. Really, it's sad how you hate yourself so much."

He'll either leave you alone or hit you. But do that infront of a bunch of other people. Publicly humiliate him. No matter what he calls you either turn it back on him or just say "Did you have a point there or are you just calling names because you don't have anything else to add to the conversation?"

You've got friends right? Get them to help you with revenge... start leaving love notes from a guy named Jerome (or some other man's name) in his locker... Just don't use your own hand writing!
 
Get some deer lure (that shit stinks) and put it in his locker.

Then beat the hell out of him and fuck his g/f at the next party.

Almost be like Genghis Khan's complete conquest.
 
Why do you let him bother you? Do you care what he thinks about you? We aren't talking about some High School crush here are we? Fuck him. Just consider the source, is it valid?
 
theres some good ideas guys, im gonna go with DIZNUTS plan first, my school wouldnt kick me out but they would suspend me for a week or so, even the teacher tells him not to mess with me because he says hes gonna beat me up, then he told me hes gonna put me in a headlock so i said i would rip his nuts off.. :tongue: anyways, i just want to beat this little punk down, its his first year in highschool (he was homeschooled) so he runs his mouth too much
 
Does this prick tease SERIOUSLY have nothing better to do.....? Doesn't he have friends or a dog or a porno mag or something? If you wait for an audience then in a loud voice tell him "I'm sorry dude, I know you're disappointed but I am straight and I am not gonna go to your house tonite whether your parents are out of town or not. Yes, I am sure your tiny cock is perfect for ass fucking, but I am just not interested."

Either he'll start crying or he'll punch you, in which case you can either 1) beat the shit out of him, or 2) since you have a audience, can get him suspended or something. Good times... :thumbsup:

If he has been homeschooled all this time.... in the words of Mr. T: "I pity da foo'!!!"
 
I hate how the school is pussifiying young men these days. "fighting gets you a suspension even if its in self-defense." Most of the boys in school who are wimps and play their fucking video games too much grow up to be men then let their wives castrate them and put their nuts on the wall as a fucking trophy.

End rant.

Just challenge him to fight at somewhere discreet, have a couple friends from both sides come and witness the damn thing. Fight fair, with fists, and settle the fucking issue at hand. Just like the good ol' days.
 
you know, infidel is right, he's given you the right thing to do. the right thing, in this case, is stupider than the better option.

he isn't going to resond to a fair fight, and he'd be stupid if he did. if you're fighting fair in a serious fight then you're stupid. if at all possible, you should begin the fight when your opponent doesn't realize it, and end the fight with the first move. begin the fight with a brick, and end the fight.
 
whatever man! in america if u fight in a public place it doesnt matter who started it. if to people are fighting, they are both at fault... its called disorderly conduct in a public place. had an incident with that about 6 years ago in 8th grade. we both got equal community service and a juvenile criminal record. he hit me at least 10 times... i hit him twice (of course i had some bruises and he had to eat out of a straw for 6 weeks, but thats not the point!) judge told me i shoulda found another way to avoid the fight. im all for defending yourself, but the system sux!!
 
if you do challenge him to a fair fight all he'll do is make excuses. im busy tuesday, i dont want to embarass you, i dont like to send ppl to the hospital, and more BS. just tell him "hey, if you can kick my ass then fight me, name the place and time, other wise STFU"
 
Don't go hitting the guy. It'll get you into way more trouble that it's worth man. Just humiliate him. If you kick his ass he'll remember that until the bruises go away. If you verabally trash him... some day when he's 30 he'll remember and be embarassed.

Trust me.
 
I have to laugh at that.

If he is a big pussy like he says he is, usually such a challenge might make him back down and shut the fuck up, if not, his ass is toast.

Other then that, yes, use a brick or better yet, come up from behind him and hit him with a sock that has a bar of soap in the end. Catch him off guard and knee him in the gut and stomp on his face. Destroy him when he least expects it.

By all means, fuck him up. Then have sex with his g/f at the next party. Adds insult to injury and she won't want to hang out with him anymore.
 
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