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Why do old people have to be so slow with pushing their carts around at Wal-Mart? And why do I always get stuck behind them are there slowness?!
 
The internet seems so nice and sacred, but truthfully, it's a pain in the ass! Sometimes it wants to be fast, sometimes it wants to be slow, MAKE UP YA FUCKIN MIND! Ugh, it effects everything that has to connect to the internet, Rhapsody, Y!A, Myspace, etc.! I need these things almost daily, and here comes the internet to fuck it all up! Agh...if I had a chance to meet Bill Gates, I'd tell him he made up a crappy idea! He's so.....STUPID for it!

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My god, I didn't think it would be so hard to go through ONE fucking day without someone talking bad about you. Do these people have 0 life? Yes, they do. They need to go look in the motherfucking mirror before they open their mouths about other people. It's ridiculous! Why do people think they have the right to bend their 1st amendment right? Huh? Because they have no life, and they can tell me that I don't have one and say all the shit about me that they want to, all I know is they have no life. Oh, and if they think they do, they are DEAD WRONG.
 
What the hell is wrong the avatar: the last airbender movie cast!!!?!?!

what the hell is wrong with hollywood?!?!?!?!?

the actors are supposed to be Asian!!! if you look at the animated version, then look at the movie cast, you'd see why i'm so f**king angry!!!
i mean, seriously, can't hollywood get it right??!?!

and where the hell is princess azula??!! why isn't she in the cast?!?!?
 
We spend money on things we used to get for free. Like, water. Water used to be free. Now we buy bottled water. There are people all over the world who have to walk for miles to get fresh water, and we're so f*cking spoiled, we buy bottled water. That means we only use tap water on our @ss. That's why it's called tap water, you just tap it on your nuts, that's why. And we wonder why people wanna blow us the f*ck up? It's because we have @ss water!
 
You want me to rant? YOU, over wherever you are on your computer, want me to RANT about some POINTLESS thing that I really shouldn't be talking about because it makes NO SENSE AT ALL? Are you crazy to expect that I will RANT just because you say that I should? I refuse to rant about some utterly pointless nonsense that will get me nothing more than 10 untradable points on some worthless site where people report questions for no reason! You, sir, are unbelieveable!
 
The hell is up with Disney? Hannah Montana? Ugh. I would rather eat a load of crap rather than listen to that garbage. It's so ugly. And all the girls like them and crap. But what the hell. Listen to something better. Goodness. I hate them. So much. With a singer who thinks she can sing well. Ohh, I wear a wig and people don't notice I'm actually Miley Cyrus. For goodness sake, shoot yourself and stop making music. You suck. Only kids like you. Kids who don't know any better. And all that lousy music you produce. I hope they all burn in hell along with you. And Satan eats you alive.

Jonas Brothers? What the hell. They can't even do music properly. And all those stupid, worthless fans who say they're good and they have talent. Oooh, the freaking Jonas people are so freaking hot. Who the fudge cares if they're freaking hot? They make such crappy music. Eat a load of crap, would you?

And what the hell's up with people who can't type properly. What difference does it make if I type 'you' instead of a 'u'. WHAT? 2 with to? It's just 2 letters for goodness sake. And somehow, replacing 's' with a 'z' is really useless and stupid. There's just no point. You think it's cool? Huh? Do you? Well it's not. It's freaking stupid. Stupid, stupid, stupid.

Sorry, this feels kinda good.
 
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