Whoever has the best rant wins?

Me answering the question:
“Why do people hate twilight?”
Because, do you see any flaws in any of the characters?
Edward, Alice, Jasper, Emmett, Carlisle, Rosalie...and all the other characters? Nobody can say "Oh. I act like them!" Because they don't have flaws!
Let's not forget controlling stalker Edward, Who wants someone watching you while you sleep? And then follows you everywhere?
And nobody died! Who wants that?! The Volturi should have killed someone! At least Edward!
The last book supports pregnancy and marriage! You do realize little eleven year olds read the books, right? Somebody went suicide because they couldn't find their sparkly vampire! Which reminds me, SPARKLING VAMPIRES?! Seriously? Vampires burn to ash in the sun! Not sparkle!
And the annoying fans! They scream in your ears! And...ugh...
Need I say more?

There's your rant.
 
Ok.
So, this is f*cking retarded.
I'm a student (in high school). And school has started at 8 am for a long time, and gotten out at 2:20 pm...
Well, the dumb@ss school board decided to make some time changes. So next year school is going to start at 7:30 IN THE F*CKING MORNING!!!!! And get out at 2:10. So not only do we have to get up HALF AN HOUR earlier, but the school day is extended 20 minutes. I hate getting up early, and this really pisses me off. It's actually been proven that teenagers do better in school the later the school day starts.. And we are also supposed to get at least 8 hours of sleep each night. If i aimed at getting 8 hours, i'd have to go to bed at.. 9:30, at the latest.
This whole thing is f*cking lame and ridiculous!!!! GRRRRRRRRR
F*CK SCHOOL!

Oh, and i hate it when people walk slow in the hallways (at school, mostly). They walk sooo slow and take up the whole d*mn hallway.. I want to punch them in the back of the head.
 
Why do old people have to be so slow with pushing their carts around at Wal-Mart? And why do I always get stuck behind them are there slowness?!
 
What the hell is wrong the avatar: the last airbender movie cast!!!?!?!

what the hell is wrong with hollywood?!?!?!?!?

the actors are supposed to be Asian!!! if you look at the animated version, then look at the movie cast, you'd see why i'm so f**king angry!!!
i mean, seriously, can't hollywood get it right??!?!

and where the hell is princess azula??!! why isn't she in the cast?!?!?
 
Why the f@#k is there always a roll of toilet paper and a bottle of lotion on the desk everytime my brother is finished with the computer! Gosh!
 
We spend money on things we used to get for free. Like, water. Water used to be free. Now we buy bottled water. There are people all over the world who have to walk for miles to get fresh water, and we're so f*cking spoiled, we buy bottled water. That means we only use tap water on our @ss. That's why it's called tap water, you just tap it on your nuts, that's why. And we wonder why people wanna blow us the f*ck up? It's because we have @ss water!
 
SPAMMERS SUCK! You know why? Because we don't want a virus or to be sold some fake crap for no reason...So I tell them to fuck off and to go eat a Dumbledorf.

I like the Ultimate Showdown of ULTIMATE DESTINY!.
If you don't, then I don't care...Then go away cause i might sing it...

Twilight sucks, dudes and girls. That's the final fac-tasy (final fantasy suck,too).
 
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