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David D
Guest
I ask because Jesus liked his wine but the Christians tell me Satan is a naughty boy.
J
Jeager
Guest
Gotta go with good old Chuck Norris.
G
gido
Guest
Jesus did change water into wine, if he do the opposit, then while you don't understand no word nomore of the drunken Satan, Jesus will still be standing with the head up.
Live is a miracle so are the partys.
Live is a miracle so are the partys.
T
The Reverend Soleil
Guest
Chuck Norris.
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galice24
Guest
Jesus told us not to get drunk.
Satan is a liar, a deceiver, and he hates you. He'll never win at anything.
Satan is a liar, a deceiver, and he hates you. He'll never win at anything.
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Maeve S
Guest
Satan tried this once. Jesus however had already gone on an extended tour of duty with the Phoenecian Naval Star Fleet and came back a bloke that could hold his own. Quite a party if you are actually a Cyrillic poet striving for the viel of respectablity in the abbey normal world.
Satan went back to the cat's litter box, better known as the Desert of Assyria. He now fixes toilets for less money than Joe the Plumber rakes INN.
The real question kiddos is if Thor and Tabitha Queen VisiGoth had a drinking contest where are they now? Are they wired for song? Sorry, I am not a totalitarian when it comes to stamping out the old fireside stories.
Be happy if your Jesus is not actually King of Welsh Gaels, the welsh are crazy and mean to you for no apparant reason other than keeping the weather from drying the heather in Sligo. And remember to put out a cup of hot tea with milk and honey tommorrow night with the cookies, Santa is not a total myth either. Cheers!
Satan went back to the cat's litter box, better known as the Desert of Assyria. He now fixes toilets for less money than Joe the Plumber rakes INN.
The real question kiddos is if Thor and Tabitha Queen VisiGoth had a drinking contest where are they now? Are they wired for song? Sorry, I am not a totalitarian when it comes to stamping out the old fireside stories.
Be happy if your Jesus is not actually King of Welsh Gaels, the welsh are crazy and mean to you for no apparant reason other than keeping the weather from drying the heather in Sligo. And remember to put out a cup of hot tea with milk and honey tommorrow night with the cookies, Santa is not a total myth either. Cheers!
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lrd00a
Guest
Jesus- he'd make Satan's wine stronger and dilute his.
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Matthew
Guest
There is no evidence that Jesus ever consumed alcohol.
B
BRoth
Guest
Jesus would win. If he can turn water into wine, I bet he can turn it back to water once it's in his mouth. He'd drink the devil under the table like that!!!
K
Kate
Guest
Jesus could turn water into wine, so he had a ready supply. Satan, hmm... in hell i am sure all liquids would evaporate as it is so hot.
So Jesus
So Jesus
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Mrs G
Guest
Jesus - cause' Jesus is full of nail holes.... so the drink would run out of him
C
Cam
Guest
Jesus saves, simple as that.
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sma200
Guest
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JESUS - HE CAN TURN WATER INTO WINE
JESUS - HE CAN TURN WATER INTO WINE
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iBankai
Guest
Dude. Stop disrespecting Jesus like this.
R
Red Head Angel
Guest
What's your evidence for your statement "Jesus liked his wine"?
Jesus led a perfect life, so I doubt He would even accept such a context.
Jesus led a perfect life, so I doubt He would even accept such a context.
H
HASTEERE
Guest
Jesus is dead and Satan never existed.
But if they could really meet, my bet is they would have a latte and laugh themselves silly over religion.
But if they could really meet, my bet is they would have a latte and laugh themselves silly over religion.
F
Finger lickin' Atheist
Guest
Jesus, Satan would be already legless.
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mirslr
Guest
no one because there is no santa and jesus dont drink
Y
Yellow Rat
Guest
What if they joined forces?
C
castzpg
Guest
Hands down, Jesus. Jesus could reverse the wine into water. He'd be drinking water the whole time that Satan was drinking his liquor. Although that would be cheating, and cheating is wrong. Wow, Jesus is in a bind lol.