who would be more likely to survive a Vogon poetry recital, god or chuck norris?

[Grover says]

did i spell Vogon correctly?

 

[Elena]

God, even though Chuck Norris is cool.

 

[Sebastian P.]

God will attempt to tolerate it with his 'love' and gets his head blown up. Chuck will roundhouse kick everyone.

 

[Bluto Blutarsky58]

chuck norris because god is just a fictional character.

(didn't i use that line in spidey vs god?)

 

[Witch]

Chuck Norris tells God what to do. or so it says in the colums he writes for World Nut Daily

 

[Martin G]

Probably the Vogon recital...and yes you did

Hallowed are the Or...hey?!

 

[wayfaroutthere]

Neither would survive (and Vogon is spelled correctly).

Neither God nor Chuck Norris have a high tolerance for bs.

 

[TEH TYME KITTEH =^..^=]

They are equally yoked

 

[AZ KNIGHT WOLF]

I'll go off the board and say THE FONZ!!! Actually, anyone can survive Vogon poetry. It's poetry by Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Sussex, England, UK, Earth, Sol System that can be deadly.

 

[Ska-Kitteh Übersetzung]

Unless your last name is Dent, there is no surviving the recital process.