I bought some Armageddon cheese today, and it said on the packet 'Best before End'
So I went to buy a watch, and the man in the shop said "Analogue ?" I said "No, just a watch."
I went into a shop and I said, "Can someone sell me a kettle." The bloke said
"Kenwood"
I said, "Where's he then?"
My mate is in love with two schoolbags. He's bisatchel.
I went to the doctor. I said to him "I'm frightened of lapels." He said,
"You've got cholera."
So I met the bloke who invented crosswords today. I can't remember his name,
it's P something T something R.
.
So I went to buy a watch, and the man in the shop said "Analogue ?" I said "No, just a watch."
I went into a shop and I said, "Can someone sell me a kettle." The bloke said
"Kenwood"
I said, "Where's he then?"
My mate is in love with two schoolbags. He's bisatchel.
I went to the doctor. I said to him "I'm frightened of lapels." He said,
"You've got cholera."
So I met the bloke who invented crosswords today. I can't remember his name,
it's P something T something R.
.