Who wants a good fart joke?!?!?
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So I was sitting at a bar, minding my own business and mulling over the day. All of a sudden I could feel this gas bubble inside me, not a burp, the OTHER kind. I didn't want to let it out, for fear of offending somebody. I then realised that the bar was playing some very lod music with a fast beat. Then I had a brilliant idea "I will just fart to the beat No one will know!"
This method worked great, but halfway through the second song, the music stopped. I looked around to see what had happened, and everyone in the bar was looking at me with shock.
My I-pod had gone dead.
This method worked great, but halfway through the second song, the music stopped. I looked around to see what had happened, and everyone in the bar was looking at me with shock.
My I-pod had gone dead.
This is a good joke!