Me!
Two cannibals eating a clown, one says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?" Bum! Bum!
I went to buy some camouflage trousers today, but I couldn't find any. Bum! Bum!
I went to the dentist and he said, open wide and say "Arhh!" I said why, and he said, Because my dog's just died! Bum! Bum!
I'm reading this book at the moment, it's called "The history of glue" I can't put it down. Bum! Bum!
If at first you don't succeed, definitely don't take up sky diving! Bum! Bum!
Have you heard about the vegetarian cannibal? He only eats Swedes! Bum! Bum!
