Who left the crumbs in the fucking cream cheese?

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Pink Fluffy Slippers

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I don't know why, but I fucking hate that shit. I scrape off the parts that have the crumbs and wipe it on a napkin before i use it so that I can have untainted cream cheese on my toast or bagel. It's not that hard to not get crumbs in their.
It's like leaving dirty curlies in the tub after you take shower. Just rinse that shit away. I'm petrified of stepping on that crap. There is supposed to be a rubber mat in the shower, not a rug.
 
Girl: Why do you have a bear in your shower?
Guy: That's not a bear its my pubes, I collect them and weave them into a bath mat.
Girl: Well, it bit me......
 
till i end up adding other people's comments and making my sig waaaaaaay to big......almost rivaling the size of my giant e-COCK lol and Jung deleting it :sad:
 
well i believe its the same fucker that puts an opened drink in the fridge and leaves it for weeks as it slowly develops its own civilization of some kind of shit that is infecting every other food in the fridge. :gun:
 
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