who knows any jokes!! what are some very funny jokes!!!?

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what are some funny jokes. don't say why was six afraid of seven, or why did the chicken cross the rode.
 
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A i-dont-think-he-saurus

What's brown and sticky?
A Stick

a blond rings her boyfriend 'quick come over i need help with i puzzle i just cant get the pieces to fit!!'
Boyfriend:okay ill come over
the boyfriend comes over looks at his girlfriend
Blond:its a picture of a rooster the box has a rooster look!!
Boyfriend:*sighs* sit down ill make you a cup of tea....thats not a puzzle...lets put the cornflakes back in the box

i think youll only get the joke if you eat kelloggs...


All i could think of sorry :s
 
JIGSAW PUZZLE

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started.

" Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he sighed, "let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box
 
OK, so it's raining really hard outside, like the next hurricane katrina or whatever. and there's this marine soldier guy that walks up to the inkeeper. he says:
"i need a room. i really need a room."
so the inkeeper says:
"we we've only got one vacant room and it's haunted."
guy:
"i'll take it!"
so he runs up to the room and sees this table with cash on it. he walks up to the table and picks up the cash. then the table says
"i'm the ghost of mable table. put the money on the table."
so the guy drops the money on the table and jumps out the window.

two minutes later, the same thing happens. a marine soldier guy walks up to the inkeeper.
"i need a room. i really need a room."
inkeeper:
"well we only have one room. it's haunted and a person's died in there."
guy:
"i'll take it!"
so he runs up to the room, sees the money, the same stuff.
"i'm the ghost of mable table. put the money on the table."
the guy drops the money on the table and jumps out of the window.

by this time, the world is about to end because of the amount of water coming from the sky. a lady with a baby comes up to the inkeeper looking for a room.
lady:
"i need a room. i really need a room."
inkeeper
"well we only have one room. it's haunted and two people have died in there."
lady:
"i'll take it."

now, by the time this lady gets to the room, she really has to go to the bathroom. she puts her baby down on the floor and rushes to go pee. the baby sees the money on the table and picks it up.
table:
"i'm the ghost of mable table. put the money on the table."
but instead of putting the money on the table, the baby says:
"i'm the ghost of diper piper. put the money in my diper."


HAHAHA! hope you like it.
 
What happened when the blonde walked into the bar?

She went, ''Ouch.''
 
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