Who in the hell invented the Fry cooking method?

It gets you super fat...

It can easily cause a grease fire and you'll have a hell of a hard time trying to put it out...

It sends skin melting drops shooting on to your forearms and eyeballs...

It stinks up the house...

You can't reuse the oil unless you want to get sick...

The oil is expensive to buy...

You can't pour the used oil down the drain unless you want clogged pipes...

If you pour the used oil out on the backyard, it won't be long before you'll get rodents as visitors...

And last, but not least...the OILY MESS. Yep, oil all over the stove, walls and floor...and the question will always remain "Who will clean that oily mess? Not me...I cooked...you ate...you clean!".
 
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