Who do you know that owns a Honda?

There was this guy that every time he "passed gas" it went "honda"! It was driving him crazy! He went to his doctor several times, who always checked him thoroughly, but he could never figure out what was causing it. So, still, every time he "let one", it went "Honda", "Honda"! One day he got a severe tooth ache and went to the dentist. The dentist pulled his tooth and suddenly, the "Honda" gas went away. He called his doctor and told him this fact. The Dr. then concluded, "Abscess makes the fart go Honda!"
 
My father - civic - 05
my older brother - civic -modified 95
my sister - accord 92
my other brother civic- modified 93
me - accord - modified 93
sister in law - civic 95
modifications run from under the hood to the paint - they all vary -

to the past collection we have owned 3 honda crx's probably 3 or 4 other civics ranging from 92 up - a del sol - a prelude and im probably forgetting one or two

oh yeah sister in laws parents, friend at works girlfriend, another guy at work , the guy who owns the gas station, hmmmm
 
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