Whilst? Wouldst?Wilt? Will you, Welcome a wandering poet? Can I but charm thee...

[Septimus W]

...with my tales of love?
Hang on, What about this?
"Could I but kiss the glove that once adorned thy naked hand"

Sounds a bit porny don't it?

 

[jizzumonkey]

Kiss my fat hairy a** sounds so much better ..