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Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours they finally saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" so they turned around and went home.
What do SMART Blondes and UFO's have in common? You always hear about them but never see them.
Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms? They think their picture is being taken.
Why can't Blondes dial 911? They can't find the 11 on the phone!
A brunette goes to the doctor and as she touches every part of her body with her finger she says, "Doctor it hurts everywhere. My leg hurts, my arm hurts, my neck hurts, and even my head hurts!" The doctor asks, "Where you ever a Blonde?" "Yes I was." she replies. "why do you ask?" The doctor answers, "because your finger is broken!"
How do you drown a Blonde? Put a scratch & sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.
What do SMART Blondes and UFO's have in common? You always hear about them but never see them.
Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms? They think their picture is being taken.
Why can't Blondes dial 911? They can't find the 11 on the phone!
A brunette goes to the doctor and as she touches every part of her body with her finger she says, "Doctor it hurts everywhere. My leg hurts, my arm hurts, my neck hurts, and even my head hurts!" The doctor asks, "Where you ever a Blonde?" "Yes I was." she replies. "why do you ask?" The doctor answers, "because your finger is broken!"
How do you drown a Blonde? Put a scratch & sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.
