Number 1:
A gay man starts dating a straight man who thinks he's actually a woman. Hilarity ensues when the gay man discovers the straight man doesn't know he's actually a man, and so he does everything he can to stop him finding out. I currently have no title in mind, but I am open to suggestions.
Number 2: "Undercover Brother Lovers"
Two elderly brothers who happen to also be lovers, go undercover in a gay strip club to foil an asassination plot revolving around Tina Turner. Surrounded by hot, young naked men, their cover is blown and bombs are strapped around their penises, which are set to detonate if an erection occurs. The movie enRAB with them making out in the rain whilst wearing white t-shirts, revealing their bulging biceps and v torsos. I realise that an incestuous story about two gay old men may be a hard sell, so I will add lots of guns, explosions, blood, and female nudity to appeal to the heterosexual male demographic. And of course, there will be a soundtrack by Tina Turner herself, and a cameo from The X Factor's very own Diva Fever as a young version of the old men, who were still as fabulous then as they are now.
A gay man starts dating a straight man who thinks he's actually a woman. Hilarity ensues when the gay man discovers the straight man doesn't know he's actually a man, and so he does everything he can to stop him finding out. I currently have no title in mind, but I am open to suggestions.
Number 2: "Undercover Brother Lovers"
Two elderly brothers who happen to also be lovers, go undercover in a gay strip club to foil an asassination plot revolving around Tina Turner. Surrounded by hot, young naked men, their cover is blown and bombs are strapped around their penises, which are set to detonate if an erection occurs. The movie enRAB with them making out in the rain whilst wearing white t-shirts, revealing their bulging biceps and v torsos. I realise that an incestuous story about two gay old men may be a hard sell, so I will add lots of guns, explosions, blood, and female nudity to appeal to the heterosexual male demographic. And of course, there will be a soundtrack by Tina Turner herself, and a cameo from The X Factor's very own Diva Fever as a young version of the old men, who were still as fabulous then as they are now.