Which finger do I stick up when hitch hiking?

[Chris♂]

My jet pack has broken down and I'm trying to hitch hike to Little Whipping for the after wedding shin dig. I've been sticking my middle finger up but instead of stopping, the motorists are shouting obscenities at me.

Please help, I had visions of me slumped over the bar by now and here I am in the rain miles away.
Thank you Alan, that's very kind.

I'm at the bottom of our street

 

[Sacha]

NOT the middle finger. The thumb is the universal finger.

 

[(: pancakes™]

your thumb ? wth lol

 

[Wednesday XXVIII]

wave your pecker about....while using both middle fingers....SOME body will stop

 

[The Groom AKA EvilWeezil]

i will sen a helicopter for you

 

[Erick]

what jet pack. r u playing GTA San Andreas?

 

[Quizard]

Right thumb usually.

 

[Happy Murcia]

1st and second finger palm towards yourself,

 

[Bonus]

middle, your doin it right

 

[kookookachoo]

thumb!!! evey1 nos that.

 

[froglady]

Hold up your pinky then people will stop because they're curious as to what the heck you're doing that for.

 

[Shattered Ashes]

Your index AND middle finger silly

 

[glennalien]

First your thumb, if they drive past you, then you use your middle at them.

 

[annie apple]

Thumb when car approaches....
and middle when they pass ...

 

[Steve Uk]

Its the stumpy one nearest the body...Its aka a thumb